INFLATION

Try to get taller sonny
By hanging from the railing,
‘Complan’ has gotten dearer
Inflation has touched the ceiling.

Dust and clean the car dear
Appreciating it from afar,
Won’t be able to drive anymore
‘Cause the cost of petrol is a bar.

Clean and scrub the stove dear
Please don’t ignite the flame,
Bread and butter in every meal
Fifty rupees hike is to blame.

Let’s buy us a couple o cycles dear
And visit relatives in mass,
It’ll be a blessing in disguise
Slimming without a gym class.

I’m collecting all coins dear
To keep us through the end,
Notes are bound to disappear
Before we cross the bend.